标签： Funny

Coke and chips are delicious, and there's no reason to drink and smoke.

The size of banner should have the width(1440px) and the height(370px), but i think it should own more height. And the banner should disappear when we open then web by mobile phone.

Nowadays young people absorb too much nutrition and too less sleep.

The biggest enemy of man is himself, but the biggest enemy of woman is woman.

Others' father can wrestle, but my father feel well though he can only smoke, drink, gamble and do foot massage.

Wild kids around me make the worse experience compared with ugly movie at the cinema.

Mr.HJ come here again this night.

I do not want to see you again.

I always punish myself for vain.

I shoud eat less salted duck egg or notice more because i always worries that i would eat eggshell.

Everyone can say:'Life is not just about the present.' when he is rich and don't worry about food.

The mobile phone sings 'Small Dimple and Long Cilia'. So where are your Carslan Big Eye?